By CrapFeet - 11/12/2009 14:11 - Malaysia

Today, I saw my favourite shirt on the floor of my dorm's bathroom. Feeling too lazy to bend down, I used my feet to "flick" the shirt up. Apparently, some drunkard took a dump on the floor and used my shirt to cover it up. I now have shit all over my feet, hands and the wall in front of me. FML
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CrapFeet 0

OP here. Well of course I cleaned it up before typing, any idiot would do that. FYI, yes I did deserve it because I would normally remove all personal belongings before leaving but for this once, I left my shirt on the hook behind the door because I was rushing for time and I just showered so I needed time to fix my hair, wear my contacts etc before leaving and I simply forgot to take it :( The stench wasn't there, no idea why. Need details? lol ok, maybe because the outer part of the turd hardened, leaving the inner part slightly soft and moist, thus 'locking' the smell in perhaps? And yes, I did clean the friggin wall..the bathroom was shared between me and two other girls. I know the girls won't clean it, so...

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Sue21 0

Did you clean up before you typed the FML?

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Ducati45 0

i seriously do not get why someone would do that...I have never been so drunk that i have lost control of my bowels, or shat on something on purpose...other than a toilet. WTF is wrong with drunk people nowadays? FYL you did not deserve this!

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quinnteh 0

Did it occur to anybody that perhaps it was the OP's own shit because he got so drunk that he shat on the floor previously, then realising what he did, (but still being drunk) decided to cover it up with his own shirt that he was wearing at the time, then went back to his room and passed out, without remembering anything?

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CrapFeet 0

OP here. Well of course I cleaned it up before typing, any idiot would do that. FYI, yes I did deserve it because I would normally remove all personal belongings before leaving but for this once, I left my shirt on the hook behind the door because I was rushing for time and I just showered so I needed time to fix my hair, wear my contacts etc before leaving and I simply forgot to take it :( The stench wasn't there, no idea why. Need details? lol ok, maybe because the outer part of the turd hardened, leaving the inner part slightly soft and moist, thus 'locking' the smell in perhaps? And yes, I did clean the friggin wall..the bathroom was shared between me and two other girls. I know the girls won't clean it, so...

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kdb268 1

Great nickname, though! And man, that blows.

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meitchyjj 0

- which is exactly why you are using your shit-covered hands to type this. USE DIFFERENT WORDING IF THIS ISNT TRUE. ( I sure hope its not ).

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adriannabanana85 0

is it your favorite shirt now? I'd hope not.

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

That really does suck.

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sirhobothesecond 3

umm.... why did the said drunkard have access to your dorm and shirt?

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Squrril 0

If you don't know how to spell " FAVORITE " than you need to go back to 1st grade. P.S. You totally derisived it.

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jobeyy 4

The OP, if you would care to notice is from Malaysia, a country in South East Asia that was once colonised by the British. Therefore, they use British English rather than American English... 'Favourite' is how it's spelled in British english. So.. yeahhhhh. Point made.

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raphanne_fml 33

And who are you to "correct" his spelling when you don't know the difference between "then" and "than"? You also don't seem to be that bothered with proofreading. It's "deserved", not "derisived", fuckface!

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jbrox64 0

I find it disturbing you didnt wash the shit of your hands before writing this.........

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