Intimacy: Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling...

By ps3isbetterthanme - 11/12/2009 16:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, after work, I came home to my boyfriend sleeping on the couch. Feeling romantic, I started to undo his pants. My reward was him waking up and kneeing me in the eye. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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Thhe 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:10

it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml

rlet 1

Friday 11 December 2009 20:24

clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind

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itslilly123 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:08

ydi for wearing a "nightdress". awesome nickname tho.

joeyisinsane 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 3:52

ydi for not being in the kitchen

Thhe 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:10

it's a ******* ps3, what did you expect? maybe if it was a wii this would be an fml

ninjacapo 2

Friday 7 May 2010 3:48

lol nice. tru but prolly not the right thing to say

powertoast_3000 6

Tuesday 30 November 2010 21:01

that's why you should get an xbox :D

macnamera 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:17

Clearly your boyfriend is gay.

rlet 1

Friday 11 December 2009 20:24

clearly he was up for a game... it just was a different one than the one you had in mind

black_ss 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:26

I'm going with gay

SnoBorder4Life 0

Saturday 28 July 2012 20:03

I'm going with hardcore gamer.

perdix 29

Friday 11 December 2009 20:27

You should have turned on the blue light of your Xbox and guided his joystick into the slot.

mannequiin 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 16:19

there are no blue lights on an xbox.

Dan2025 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 17:19

Better a blue light than a red ring...

afraidfurball 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:54

^ I loled

raghavfyl 0

Monday 26 April 2010 10:59

rrod

koifish81 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:32

is ur bf a ****???? I think so

NixKuH 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 4:07

maybe the girl is ugly?

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Friday 11 December 2009 20:41

well clearly he wasn't in the mood. maybe afterward.

Ninjaface 0

Friday 11 December 2009 21:03

Hit his weak point for massive damage.

ZayJay 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 11:19

I hope you don't get his Giant Enemy Crabs

quikwit1212 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:51

LMAO!

Boddmon 0

Friday 11 December 2009 21:21

Sometimes a guy just ain't in the mood... for you..

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