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By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 18:00

Today, I caught my boyfriend with a prostitute. The prostitute actually got mad at me for yelling at him, because the few times he’s hired her, all he asked for was talking and cuddling, never sex. Her advice was I need to step up my emotional intimacy, because he’s clearly not getting it from me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 626

You deserved it 3 211

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2020 14:01

Today, according to my emotionally distant boyfriend, stopping by a whorehouse on his way home several nights a week for a quick blowjob isn’t cheating, because it involves cash and no intimacy afterwards. Dumped his ass real quick. FML

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You deserved it 195

Sorry for what?

By Anonymous - 13/03/2021 21:30

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years said he wanted an open relationship. When I asked if it was because I wasn’t good enough to fulfill his needs, he got mad at me and now expects an apology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 292

You deserved it 164

Get on with it!

By not sexy anymore - 28/07/2020 05:01

Today, my boyfriend asked why I’ve been so grumpy lately. When I told him it’s because our relationship has been severely lacking in intimacy, he sighed heavily and said, “Ugh, fine, let’s just get it over with!” Gee, thanks babe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 911

You deserved it 327

Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 246

You deserved it 387

Confusion is Sex

By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 18:01

Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 803

You deserved it 168

By prostitutes boyfriend - 21/10/2011 14:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely for sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 394

You deserved it 4 397

Effective

By zstarr - 14/07/2012 11:15 - United States - Rome

Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 622

You deserved it 32 433

Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 937

You deserved it 6 775

Going well, isn't it

By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 611

You deserved it 297

Caught in 4K

By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 882

You deserved it 156

indiemusicnerdgirl 21

Tuesday 9 August 2022 18:58

Damn if he's going to a prostitute to his emotional needs met and this isn't the first time you need to step back at look at what you're doing wrong. Which he needs to do as well. Maybe couples therapy for you might help.

cooltatgar 31

Tuesday 9 August 2022 18:52

WOW, talk about a lecture from a prostitute. Hopefully that was a wake up call to both of you.

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cooltatgar 31

Tuesday 9 August 2022 18:52

WOW, talk about a lecture from a prostitute. Hopefully that was a wake up call to both of you.

indiemusicnerdgirl 21

Tuesday 9 August 2022 18:58

Rake 16

Wednesday 10 August 2022 13:28

Maybe you should hire her for couple counseling? It seems your bf already opened up to her. And that she understand your relationship better than you..

idragosani 15

Wednesday 10 August 2022 22:25

The hooker is not wrong

iicccyyy 15

Thursday 11 August 2022 11:58

He belongs to the streets with her.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 August 2022 21:45

Not sure what's with all the YDI votes. OP's boyfriend should have talked to her and expressed his concerns instead of going behind her back with a prostitute. Not saying she isn't doing something wrong for him to want a prostitute, but he still should have talked to her about it. If he did and OP didn't change, then yes, she deserves it.