Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote...

By Y_Y - 27/02/2015 20:20 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

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By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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You deserved it 8 352

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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Nearly there

By Pete - 09/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML

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You deserved it 103

By my gran is a cuntwaffle - 26/09/2013 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 425

Freak out

By purplefuzz - 19/02/2016 23:34 - United States - Savannah

Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML

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You deserved it 2 594

By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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You deserved it 3 693

Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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Roasted

By JPark - 23/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I deleted my account on social media and changed my name, all because I posted something hilariously inappropriate, and everybody laughed except one lady. My followers savagely jumped to my defense against this "one lady". I had to tell people to stop roasting my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 354

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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You deserved it 22 388

By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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You deserved it 6 159

Xquisite1 28

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:27

Just admit it, you hacked into her Facebook account and you are also responsible for the whole Sony attack. You damn sophisticated hacker OP!

SarahSehhati 40

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:32

Did you try explaining to her how to use Facebook?

Comments

ally8 21

Saturday 28 February 2015 12:30

Guessing she's not the type to bake you cookies then...

Sheepalicious 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 12:51

This is why I hate most old people.

brittaaany_93 38

Saturday 28 February 2015 18:56

Because they get themselves a Facebook account and don't know how to use it? What a coincidence, me too!

KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 28 February 2015 15:36

Unfortunately older people and the technology don't go hand in hand I'm lucky if I can get my dad to use the remote right haha

WitEluded 13

Saturday 28 February 2015 15:40

WhATt?! Doesn't your grandma know writing DELETE three times on someone's post will erase them forever from Facebook??!!?!?!!1!

PSYqualiac 17

Sunday 1 March 2015 11:35

EXTERMINATE!

itcomesinthrees 10

Saturday 28 February 2015 16:25

I'm just impressed that she managed to get on a computer and make a Facebook account. The most advanced technology my Grandma could handle was her old TV with the knob to switch through the 13 channels it had.