Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote...

By Y_Y - 27/02/2015 20:20 - United States

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

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You deserved it 8 352

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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Nearly there

By Pete - 09/09/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was on a video call with my grandmother, trying to teach her how to use Facebook. I patiently explained the difference between posting a status and sending a private message. Five minutes later, I saw her new status: “I love you, honey. Thanks for being so patient with me. By the way, I still don’t understand this shit.” FML

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You deserved it 103

By my gran is a cuntwaffle - 26/09/2013 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 425

Freak out

By purplefuzz - 19/02/2016 23:34 - United States - Savannah

Today, my grandma posted an embarrassing childhood photo on my school's events page. I told her everyone could see it, and asked if she could take it down. She freaked and commented on it, apologizing for posting it. Now I feel guilty for embarrassing her, and it's still on the page. FML

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You deserved it 2 594

By oh - 06/12/2013 21:20 - Denmark - Viborg

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

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You deserved it 3 693

Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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Roasted

By JPark - 23/09/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, I deleted my account on social media and changed my name, all because I posted something hilariously inappropriate, and everybody laughed except one lady. My followers savagely jumped to my defense against this "one lady". I had to tell people to stop roasting my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 354

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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Xquisite1 28

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:27

Just admit it, you hacked into her Facebook account and you are also responsible for the whole Sony attack. You damn sophisticated hacker OP!

SarahSehhati 40

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:32

Did you try explaining to her how to use Facebook?

Comments

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:25

Ah old people. Hope you explained it too her

rae_2000 5

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:25

Your grandma is a savage.

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 28 February 2015 10:33

The hate is intense.

Masift 21

Monday 2 March 2015 14:33

HAHAHAHHA that's hilarious XD

Xquisite1 28

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:27

Just admit it, you hacked into her Facebook account and you are also responsible for the whole Sony attack. You damn sophisticated hacker OP!

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:27

The elderly and the internet, you gotta love it.

spookyboy 20

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:28

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:29

Surprise ? your grandma ? knows what hacking means

PeterPanties 6

Saturday 28 February 2015 13:46

She doesn't want to catch one of the computer viruses she heard of in the morning news

SarahSehhati 40

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:32

Did you try explaining to her how to use Facebook?

hkhan24 23

Saturday 28 February 2015 8:43

defriend her so you won't have these problems in the future

cheeeksss 29

Saturday 28 February 2015 10:19

I've never heard of someone saying defriend instead of unfriend. Lol

Mauskau 35

Saturday 28 February 2015 11:28

Although they mean the same thing, I find unfriend refers to just removing someone on Facebook, defriending is completely removing someone from your friendship circle.