By wtf. - 02/06/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear and smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there for at least 30 seconds in shock, and when I backed away he was still looking at them. FML
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beatrix_fml 0

okay. OP here. yes, i created an account just to answer some questions. 1) i am a girl. but really, i'm sorry. it's pretty much just as creepy as if i were a guy. 2) the reason he didn't hear me or see me is because the way my house is set up, it's a two-story house with a full finished basement. i live in the basement. i was coming up the stairs, and the kitchen is at the top of the stairs. so i was still near the bottom of the stairs, he was up at the top in the kitchen. also, he was humming to himself and clearly... not paying attention to anything else. also, the kitchen is right by the laundry room, so it wasn't completely random that he was standing in the kitchen with them. except... it still kind of is. 3) they were definitely my underwear. 4) he does have mental health issues. the reason he lives with us is because he was really depressed a few years ago. but that's pretty much the least of his problems. heebidy jeebidy. 5) i honestly don't know if they were clean or not. and lastly... yes, i have told my parents. they're not sure what to do about it, but they are putting a lock on my door and all of my laundry is to stay in my room now and go directly from my room to the washer and back to my room, and he's not allowed anywhere near them. i don't think they've talked to him about it yet. ewihatehim.

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PureGold 0

Your uncle seems to have...issues =| You may want to tell your parents about it or something lol.

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nevinkez 0

There is always one creepy uncle in every family...to bad yours lives with you FYL for sure

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brasileirinha 0

Lmao #131, what? Creeper is used all the time and is perfectly adequate in this situation...TELL YOUR PARENTS!!!

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RedJester23 6

DO NOT ACCEPT ANY DRINKS FROM HIM you're gonna regret it

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AndelleRae 9

Wow. Some of the comments on here are just ridiculous. I'm glad the OP was able to tell her parents and that they're taking steps to protect against him. You should still really keep an eye on him though. It wouldn't be a bad idea to keep some sort of non-lethal self defense mechanism by your bed at night, just in case.

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car6435 0

damn. i hope u aint a kid. its ******* anoying to have a uncle like that around. i know what u mean. and if ur a boy. its ****** up

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nom_nom_nom 0

WTF WTF WTF. Ewwwww. Tell the parent who is related to him.

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brocktherock24 0

what a creeper. I would go beat the shit out of him.

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Yatta_fml 0

454, creeper is used all the time? Where? On this site? If so, then yes, it is. Used anywhere else? I've never seen it, or heard it used. It's not normal slang like "wanna", that's for sure. I mean, what kind of slang ADDS letters to a word that sounds perfectly fine as a shorter word...? If it has somehow caught on that it's normal to use the word online, then let's look the word up. "Creeper"... I get 12 million results. I imagine about 99.9% (or more) of those are in reference to actual real word things, such as the bird, and various plants - the first page of results are for definitions of the word (probably because most people looking it up want to know why on earth it's even being used...) if I'm to look up "Creep" I get 47 million results. Seems "creeper" isn't that common.

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