Holidays: Today, I saw that my biological father took his two favorite...

By 3rdWheel1stBorn - 23/03/2018 19:00

Today, I saw that my biological father took his two favorite daughters on a luxury cruise to celebrate his birthday. I didn't find out until the pictures were posted. FML

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By Sock_Muppet - 06/04/2019 20:00

Today, I looked at my sister's Instagram story, and saw her, my brother, and my father all on a family road trip to Reno without me. I wasn't told anything about it. FML

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Bad connection

By Anonymous - 13/10/2022 18:00

Today, and after a lot of effort to reconnect with my family after a while of limited contact, I found out from the family group text that my mom, sister, and grandmother went on a vacation without me, and I didn’t even know about it until they posted some airport selfies. FML

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By Forgotten - 06/09/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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Hey, well, happy birthday anyway

By elmoisdead2131 - 09/02/2021 14:01

Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML

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Not worth my time

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML

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Plans

By bitchface - 09/01/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML

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By Akestarr - 02/12/2013 13:28 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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By Meh - 01/03/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Friday 23 March 2018 20:23

I hope you have a stepdad, uncle or someone that has stepped up to the plate. this guy is a douche

marecu 13

Friday 23 March 2018 19:32

Maybe he has something even better planned for you

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marecu 13

Friday 23 March 2018 19:32

Maybe he has something even better planned for you

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Friday 23 March 2018 19:43

I'm not sure that's the case since he took them for his birthday.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 24 March 2018 5:09

Ha, good joke.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Friday 23 March 2018 19:42

Maybe he thought you wouldn't be able to go so he didn't ask to keep you from wishing you could go. He should have asked though if that is why he didn't. Still suprised you didn't find out from your sisters sooner

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 23 March 2018 20:02

Well you can cruise through life without him

Nadine 21

Monday 26 March 2018 11:05

I am really starting to imagine you as only speaking in puns IRL.

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Monday 26 March 2018 16:12

Are you going to Punish me for it Nadine? (Couldn't resist) I do say puns IRL it helps me get through work dealing with idiotic people.

reachaxe 22

Friday 23 March 2018 20:06

Ouch!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 March 2018 20:08

Hey, third place is still a bronze medal!

thatslifeiguess7 16

Friday 23 March 2018 20:23

I hope you have a stepdad, uncle or someone that has stepped up to the plate. this guy is a douche

sunshine1421 14

Friday 23 March 2018 20:48

bummer op... looks like you'll be skipping the father's day gift this year, saving money that's win, right? put it towards your own cruise!

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 23 March 2018 20:51

There is only one course of action for retaliation. Delete his Netflix watch list!

chessu 21

Friday 23 March 2018 22:14

So, the way this is phrased, I am going to go out on a limb that you have different mothers and you live with your mother whereas they live with your father and that you're not very close to the 'favorite sisters'. Any chance they paid for the cruise? Or, if you don't get along with them and there's hostility between you, I can understand why you wouldn't have been invited if it was their family holiday - though, I do agree. My dad's been on holidays with his new family (who I'm not close with, but also haven't had any issues with) and he hasn't even mentioned it to me, so it does suck and he should've mentioned this to you regardless.