By Lemurcat - 11/12/2013 16:56 - United States - Ventura

Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML
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Lemurcat 12

I did not expect this to get published! Just to fill you guys in a bit, I did check the buses before leaving home since I just moved here the day before. I like to double check because my memory is poor so I did ask the bus driver, but she said she didn't go to that perticular bus stop (the bus stop near my house for those who are wondering, and yes, she did stop there, she was just confused because I didn't know the streets and was describing landmarks) and she kinda just blew me off. So I was standing around, confused like an idiot and this guy told me to take bus 6. He sounded like he was legitamently trying to help, and I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so stupid me took his advice. However, I'm not the kind of person to confront people so, I just called him a dickhole and walked away. I wish I could tell you guys that I kicked his ass, but oh well. I did figure out the buses and I'm riding like a pro now. And I even got a booklet to help me if I'm ever lost again. :D

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What an asshole! But it might have been wise to double check with a more reliable source such as that driver of the bus before boarding it.

what a dickbag. you cant trust anyone these days it seems..even for simple directions.

Of all the insults I'm reading, I like this one the best.

raininginseattle 9

Here's hoping he needs help soon and runs into a troll like himself. I knew two people who liked to play chicken with unsuspecting drivers. Until they ran into each other on a back road. Crash! Khama fix.

Reminds me of a story that heard from a Veteran of the Vietnam war. He was never shipped out to the jungle they sent him to Germany as a tank operator. The Germans at that time loved to play chicken. The headlights on those old tanks were very close together and so at night it did not look like you were driving a tank it looked more like a car. He was on a side road with the tank and this guy pulls into his lane. He crushed half that car before he had the tank shut down. Incidences like that are actually why tanks now have a wider span between the lights.

^ This is why I come to FML. To learn why tanks have a wide space between the headlights.

Otaku_hime 6

That ass... No worries OP, the pendulum of karma swings hardest when it swings back.

It's the little things like this that piss me off at humanity. Being a dick for no damn reason.

Technically, the douche-a-roo had a reason: to be an asshole.

That was pretty mean. That could have been there last dollar & they was using it to get home. If you was downtown you should've went to the information booth. If not you should have used your phone. Sorry that happen to u.

hunts19ketchup 23

*Their, *were using, *gone to, *happened to

hunts19ketchup 23
skyttlz 32

Not everyone has a smart phone. I don't.

species4872 19

#43 Where all the lights are bright, downtown Waiting for you tonight, downtown You're gonna be alright now, downtown Sorry a little carried away.

If you have a smart phone look a the bus transit route...then you will have no problem...

Wizardo 33

When you troll someone in genuine trouble then its just a dick move especially with transport cos **** TFL.