By Lemurcat - 11/12/2013 16:56 - United States - Ventura

Today, I saw the guy who helped me yesterday when I was lost by telling me which bus to take. He came up to me and asked me how it went. I told him that the bus went the exact opposite way I wanted to go. He laughed and said, "I know." FML
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Lemurcat 12

I did not expect this to get published! Just to fill you guys in a bit, I did check the buses before leaving home since I just moved here the day before. I like to double check because my memory is poor so I did ask the bus driver, but she said she didn't go to that perticular bus stop (the bus stop near my house for those who are wondering, and yes, she did stop there, she was just confused because I didn't know the streets and was describing landmarks) and she kinda just blew me off. So I was standing around, confused like an idiot and this guy told me to take bus 6. He sounded like he was legitamently trying to help, and I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so stupid me took his advice. However, I'm not the kind of person to confront people so, I just called him a dickhole and walked away. I wish I could tell you guys that I kicked his ass, but oh well. I did figure out the buses and I'm riding like a pro now. And I even got a booklet to help me if I'm ever lost again. :D

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JaneChemi_fml 21

what a dick. hope you weren't going anywhere too important

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cornyrob 33

This is why men never ask for directions.

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azyjazy713 11

Asshole. I how karma gets him where it hurts

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lucianaamelia 21

Does anyone think this was a convo starter and maybe he wanted to talk to op? Unless he's just a class a dick xd

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Lemurcat 12

Lol is that going back to the "The more he teases you, the more he likes you" thing? Because that was a dick move and is most definately NOT a way to start a conversation with ANY body.

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DanielleinDC 33

Yes, because deliberately giving someone the wrong directions and then laughing about it when you see that person next is a GREAT way to endear yourself to others and make friends. He's a rotten little ******* and I hope someone does the same to him some day. And as a veteran of transit systems, OP, i know what it's like to deal with bus drivers who don't care and to try to learn new systems. Glad you found your way around.

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mythicaltimes 15

worst person ever and yet really amusing.

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tehdarkness 21

That guy has an interesting sense of humour. Wasn't there a sign with the route? Don't you have a smartphone? Just the fact that he went out of his way to ask makes me giggle. Does that make me evil?

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