Love, Mental health, Jealousy and Public freakouts: Crazy for you - FML

Crazy for you

By Anonymous - 07/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I realized that having someone crazy about you is no fun when they’re actually crazy. My girlfriend tried to physically fight the barista at Starbucks for offering us a wrong made drink for free. She thought the girl was flirting with me and tried to jump the counter. FML

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d j mom 8

Thursday 7 November 2024 12:36

you say girlfriend as in the present tense. you need to cut ties with her and run. if you don't, the crazy she will bring in the future will make this barista thing look like a walk in the park.

Noctsurreality1302 6

Friday 8 November 2024 1:19

Run, before you become past tense

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d j mom 8

Thursday 7 November 2024 12:36

you say girlfriend as in the present tense. you need to cut ties with her and run. if you don't, the crazy she will bring in the future will make this barista thing look like a walk in the park.

Noctsurreality1302 6

Friday 8 November 2024 1:19

Run, before you become past tense

Wadlaen 23

Friday 8 November 2024 1:28

Yeah, that sounds like some crazy kind of love! Best of luck, hope you managed to talk some sense into her.

Crowned Sataness 12

Friday 8 November 2024 11:12

you mean ex right? cuz that's a deal breaker

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