By downgirl - 04/11/2015 06:02 - United States - Norman

Today, I saw the pumpkin I had put out for Halloween was starting to get mushy. I went to put it in a trash bag when it slipped out of my hands and burst over my knee. My dog heard the noise, ran into the kitchen and attacked me out of panic. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28

I feel like its probably a chihuahua or other small breed. They tend to attack when they panic more than larger breeds. Sounds like you have some training to do either way.

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Kiernan151 25

I feel like if you're dog attacks you over a pumpkin breaking over you're knee, you didn't train it very well. So I don't have sympathy because a good dog that's trained right won't attack you.

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GrumpyGrinch 23

YDI for having a dog that attacks its owner, regardless of how and why. Normal dog just wags its tail and says: "Aren't those humans funny! Now look at this cutie rolling in pumpkin mush! I just hope she cleans up after herself like a good girl she always is!"

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EvilTurtle 35

Actually, I'm pretty sure dogs don't talk.

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justsayingbeach 15

Your dog doesn't sound very safe if it "attaches out of panic"?

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Levvy 22

Attaches? Is this one of those new adhesive breeds?

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warrenhoward42 20

everyone always makes a pun. I will not make a pun this time. I will say "sorry about that. that must've sucked" although I do admit it is ******* hilarious.

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XxDanno316xX 27

Perhaps one day you will get attacked by a dog... I bet you wouldn't be telling everyone how hilarious it was.

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Kiernan151 25

Yeah its not funny if you've been attacked by dogs before. My mom was attacked by a German Shepherd. I myself was attacked by a great Dane.

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littlekellilee 45

I feel like this guy meant to comment this on the previous FML, as I haven't seen a lot of people make pumpkin or dog attack puns.

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UH60 26

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a pumpkin to the knee."

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Shartie 16

You should have that dog put down.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

Because it's not properly trained? Really do you kill everything that doesn't react the way you want it too? It most definitely needs to be trained correctly and possibly exercised better but put down is a very extreme reaction.

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Internetflakes 13

it attacker you because he probably though you were the great pumpkin :)

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cheeology 22

Despite what everyone is saying, I feel like your dog meant well and tried to save you, I mean, you might've grunted or made a screech of some sort to startle the dog, Mine barks at sudden knocks at the door or downstairs besides that she's harmless, just over protective in the house.

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Smilesalot421 10

could have been worse

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