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By blindman - 14/01/2018 01:30

Today, I scrambled up some eggs and found that I was out of pepper. I used pepper spray instead, thinking it would be the same thing. FML
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Allie614032 34

Either this is a joke, or you're a ******* idiot. YDI.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

With stupidity like that, I really hope you don't host a social gathering. It would suck for the guests if you run out of booze and you end up serving rubbing alcohol as a substitute.

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shredder133 14

You obviously shouldn’t be allowed to have any form of non lethal defenses. No tasers, no pepperspray, you might as well just carry a rape whistle. Unless you can’t handle that too.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Please refrain from procreating. Sincerely, The Human Race

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BrotherPhil 35

Am I the only one wondering how it tasted?

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DarianM 18

How on earth did you even think that would work....boi r u high or nah?

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thehaystackerine 20

you bonehead!

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vandj8 9

Just because you see Homer Simpson do something, doesn't mean you should copy him.

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d34dlyr3gr3ts 12

I really hope this is a joke and no one is actually this dumb.

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