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By blindman - 14/01/2018 01:30

Today, I scrambled up some eggs and found that I was out of pepper. I used pepper spray instead, thinking it would be the same thing. FML
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Allie614032 34

Either this is a joke, or you're a ******* idiot. YDI.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

With stupidity like that, I really hope you don't host a social gathering. It would suck for the guests if you run out of booze and you end up serving rubbing alcohol as a substitute.

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Allie614032 34

Either this is a joke, or you're a ******* idiot. YDI.

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DanielleinDC 33

Please tell me you really aren't that stupid.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

With stupidity like that, I really hope you don't host a social gathering. It would suck for the guests if you run out of booze and you end up serving rubbing alcohol as a substitute.

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09051308288 17

Maybe he also thinks that baby oil is extracted from a real baby.

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09051308288 17

Yeah, maybe it will be when there's not enough resources left.

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Glowworm56 26

"Pepper spray? That sounds delicious! Aah! I was wrong, I was horribly wrong!

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wanted_2_want 40

No no no. You did it wrong. You should've used Maze. That's the best possible flavor you can get. And to fry the eggs faster you can use a teaser gun.

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MrCT 22

You went to school on the little bus didn't you......

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gobiteme2 34

Bus was so short it only had one axle.

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RichardPencil 30

When I’m running late, a sprinkle an herb on my eggs because I need the extra thyme.

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