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By blindman - 14/01/2018 01:30

Today, I scrambled up some eggs and found that I was out of pepper. I used pepper spray instead, thinking it would be the same thing. FML
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Allie614032 34

Either this is a joke, or you're a ******* idiot. YDI.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

With stupidity like that, I really hope you don't host a social gathering. It would suck for the guests if you run out of booze and you end up serving rubbing alcohol as a substitute.

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

pepper spray you say? I bet those eggs were "outta sight"...

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Lobby_Bee 17

That is not the correct way to use pepper spray. You need to spray it directly into your eyes to taste the pepper. Try again.

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worldclassrager 39

Essential oil works...but still I’m afraid to see what may happen with other sprays...

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Arashikage 18

Someone stop this guy before he tries to bleach his teeth

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Blade Sorren 5

Bet it tasted like pain and the tears of a grown man

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Akitakat 31

You are the reason they put extensive, common-sense rules on packages, such as; only use externally, do not take bath while drying hair, this device it for curling hair only-do not place anywhere internal, decorative plastic- do not eat, etc... The list goes on. I’m sure many of you FMLers know exactly what I mean & can mention even better ones. Lol :D

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