By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML
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FFML_314 11

WOO HOO! You're a tall mother ******.

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DONTrockMYroll 0

FYL!! :( hope your hand feels beetteerrr

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iitomxx 2

YDI ceiling fans have a blunt edge so it is impossible to rip up paper

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Mashit13 2

i pretty sure OP didn't mean it ripped up the ticket, (it was fake anyway) but that she hurt herself hitting the fan. Or thats what the FML implies anyway, i don't think ceiling fan relly hurt that much. besides, i think the really annoying thing would be finding out it was fake lotto ticket. it seems hilarious when it happens to others but it sucks when it happens to you. better luck next time OP ☻

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hazymay 0

my sister got me one when I turned 18 I was so excited I won then I read the back

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Thekid2318 1

I'm calling BS. Never seen a ceiling fan powerful enough cut things to shreds, plus the OP's would've gotten cut to shreds as well...

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hahaLexinater 0

i throw my hands back and forth. I throw my hands back and forth. I throw my hands back and forth.

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jonahwalzer 12

They have a rich sense of humor!

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Soulless_95 20

Never trust a lottery ticket you got for your. Birthday.

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PunkPrincess_fml 11

Ceiling fans don't hurt much... Not winning the lotto as you suspected is a big ouch though!

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momo3p 22

If you get a lottery ticket for your birthday it's most likely fake

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