Intimacy, Kids and Geek: Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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By offrampmotel - 28/03/2017 14:00

Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML

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By Misskittygal14 - 16/11/2017 15:00

Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Wednesday 11 April 2018 6:45

Why does he have a picture of your sister in a bikini?

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 11 April 2018 6:11

Yep. That is really ****** up. The aunt thing not the internet off

Comments

graayfox215 15

Wednesday 11 April 2018 9:03

Jon snow boat scene in real life?

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 11 April 2018 9:09

You probably disconnected his internet mid wank, always gotta finish what you started. Am I right?

Oogly979 8

Wednesday 11 April 2018 9:41

That's not cute that a truly disgusting that you guys talk like that with each other.

Ruben123H 3

Wednesday 11 April 2018 12:59

The ****

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 11 April 2018 13:30

Apparently, using your imagination has become obsolete. I hope you find him therapy, he sounds disturbed.

WeirdUS 29

Wednesday 11 April 2018 17:00

The kid definitely has issues. I’d say it’s time to sit down and talk with them also probably good time to start limiting his Internet access if that is immediate reaction.

Aiden89 23

Wednesday 11 April 2018 17:02

Alabama, is that you?

Kyle Reagan 11

Wednesday 11 April 2018 18:00

Someone watches too much game of thrones

Hejira Hayes 8

Wednesday 11 April 2018 18:31

If all I had access to was my imagination and a picture of a relative, I'd leave the picture alone and just use my imagination. In fact, a total lack of imagination is a serious neurological condition. You should take your son to the doctor just in case. Make sure the doctor knows everything so the diagnosis is as accurate as possible. This is no time to be bashful.