Intimacy, Kids and Geek: Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids...

By Anonymous - 11/04/2018 06:00

Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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Wednesday 11 April 2018 6:45

Why does he have a picture of your sister in a bikini?

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 11 April 2018 6:11

Yep. That is really ****** up. The aunt thing not the internet off

Comments

MajorPaynePanda 3

Wednesday 11 April 2018 20:09

can i get a copy of that picture lol

Vanessa Ramirez 6

Thursday 12 April 2018 8:11

Please take your child to see a therapist

Mr_Mole 24

Thursday 12 April 2018 13:39

ARISKomuniszt 24

Thursday 12 April 2018 23:00

Moral of the story is perpetual internet, I'd say...

Rabite 28

Friday 13 April 2018 13:00

I've never understood why you need "material" to have fun with yourself to begin with. Use some imagination and enjoy the sight of your own body.

Ham_spam 4

Wednesday 2 May 2018 11:35

Girl?

lj19717 19

Friday 13 April 2018 19:13

You should knock first. YDI.

ThoughtsofaDame 12

Sunday 15 April 2018 8:01

Please god tell us that like he isn't close to her? normally that kind of stuff comes off as gross automatically if they spend a large amount of time together as he is a child.

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 15 April 2018 13:19

Why don't you knock? Why do you mess with the internet. Is your sister the kid's aunt. In which case yes that's ******. Is she a step sister or something? Slightly better. Maybe don't keep half naked photos of family innthe house? That's pretty weird...

megnifique 14

Saturday 7 July 2018 16:21

Who actually has the balls to talk to their mum’s like this? Yes I’m a chick, but if my mum had ever caught me getting my needs met under ANY circumstances... I would throw myself out of the nearest window 😂