Intimacy: Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me...

By Laloose - 26/12/2008 07:53 - France

Today, I send a text message to my ex-boyfriend, who dumped me four months ago, telling him to come back. His answer: "feeling-wise I won't come back to you, but sexually, why not". FML

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By mpetitto - 15/08/2016 00:44 - United States - Fairmont

Today, I received an "I miss you" text from my ex of 4 months, who I still love dearly and would give anything to get back together with. Yesterday, I slept with his best friend, convinced I'd never hear from my ex again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 17:15 - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2015 02:38

Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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Mind games

By Anonymous - 05/08/2024 10:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML

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Do me

By noneofthesex - 10/02/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying, "Come over and do me." He never responded. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:31 - United States - Cloquet

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

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Never drink and text

By sadd - 23/07/2022 10:00

Today, like a drunk idiot, I texted my ex to ask if he maybe still had feelings for me. He texted back that yes, he did still have feelings for me, but then he has a wank and the feelings all disappear down the toilet wrapped in a tissue. Not gonna lie, I cried myself to sleep clutching a bottle of Schnapps. FML

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Explain yourself!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML

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What a catch

By VoodooPriestess - 28/11/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years responded to my opening up about how I felt like I was always put on the back burner, was to ghost me for a week, and break up via text. Don't worry though, we can still be friends and maybe later, when he's ready, start the relationship again. FML

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naku_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:38

thats disgusting. have some dignity woman, find a real man.

deadangel_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 20:09

"Telling" him? It seems a little strange to tell someone who dumped you to come back, rather than ask them. Nevertheless I guess that was a slap in the face if you are still in love with him.

Comments

HalleCaroline 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:19

Welcome to my life. I didn't exactly ask them to take me back. But my ex acts like that. Just wants me for sex. Sucks huh?

ziqi92 0

Friday 12 June 2009 21:38

i would txt back the other way around, but seriously ppl should quit hiding behind technology and talk to the person him/herself. i think all these advances in communication technology allowed for even more depressing results, cuz we cant see the person face to face...

HinkeyPunk 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 14:26

******* prick.

popoman 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:04

Just take the sex. At least make him happy, if you're not. SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX.

sam_fml_2010 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 2:18

take the sex!

kekelala3 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 4:03

He left you! He doesn't want you. What makes you think he wants you now?

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 20:21

My gosh, I hope you didn't have sex with that pig. If someone tried that with me, I'd invite them over just so I could kick them in the balls.

BadmanJenkins 9

Thursday 5 September 2013 5:20

And you want that back why?

Thekbking 11

Sunday 17 August 2014 4:22

these are one of the moments where its why the hell not say this cause i got nothing to lose. hopefully not cause the guys just a disgusting pig

tdawg91 17

Tuesday 28 October 2014 9:10

He left you..... He broke up with you.... He dumped you..... He doesn't want you so deal with it, if you split up 4 months ago then it probably came across as a booty call