Miscellaneous: Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE...

By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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Dashiell 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:14

Loser, srsly, who is dumb enough to not realize that they have their parents in their contacts?

Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:21

I was gonna put some witty comment, but I realized your mom beat me to it.

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sweetSandy 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:26

wow srry but YDI for forgetting your mom is in your contacts..I'm just going to assume it was just a slow moment and you might have more common sense than this.

palmtrees 1

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:38

I really wouldn't make that assumption, actually, given the magnitiude of the stupidity here.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:44

I second #22...

CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:26

Whoa, there is so much fail here that you've actually rendered me speechless. :|

coopcas 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:27

And you didnt invite the entirity of the FML commenters? You little bitch, you deserve what you got.

girandwogpig 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:52

Yeah I'm with #15!!! What gives OP?!?!??!

kdb_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:27

Your text itself proves that you are a loser "Maybe some sex," really? What kind of parties do you throw that you plan for that? YDI for sending it to your contact list without looking at who was on it!

lexiBRo 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:29

yeah really..do you normally hook up with anyone who answers your text messages?? F your moms Life for having to find out her sneaky little daughter is a ****...

Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:31

She's probably a virgin, but I agree, f her mom's life.

BLNovelist 0

Monday 27 July 2009 0:21

Considering she 'forwarded' the e-mail...that makes me doubt it was her that was throwing the party. :c

lexiBRo 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:49

ehh.. she probably just said fwd bc she sent it to multiple ppl

supergirl505 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:28

Wow your one smart cookie

TheUnknown_fml 9

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:29

Wow. To your mom too? YDI

midwestjerk 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:37

Sounds like you'd just be laying on a table with your legs spread. If you're stupid enough to send a message with "maybe some sex" in it to EVERYONE in your phone book, then you're likely just a little tramp. Though, come to think of it, your mom's response might indicate she wants to get into your pants. She might even drug your food to make it easier. Have fun with that!