Miscellaneous: Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying...

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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You deserved it 126 217

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By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 054

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By Not turnt - 27/07/2015 19:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 620

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 085

You deserved it 69 953

By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 030

You deserved it 2 793

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By banana12321 - 02/04/2015 04:40 - United States - Fresno

Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML

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You deserved it 30 482

By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 481

You deserved it 6 360

Mostly OK

By dxl - 18/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 290

You deserved it 5 542

By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 337

You deserved it 4 121

Leave me alone!

By Can I have some sleep? - 14/11/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 405

You deserved it 87

By Werner - 02/03/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 657

You deserved it 67 499

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

Wow your fault

ily_hun996 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:12

You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."

Comments

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

Wow your fault

JWCbox 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:00

That IS really suspicious.

ShannonBananan76 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:34

wow...i don't even know how to respond to this...u totally deserved this

yeaboiii 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 7:53

Yeah I agree what were you thinking. Next time I sneak up behind someone I'm gonna say "Wow, I'm glad you're not looking behind you right now."

turtlellama 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:10

LOL #136!

Macromartyr 3

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:51

LMAO perfect

Hermitcrab 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:02

You deserved it...Sorry!

JazzHandsFML 28

Monday 2 March 2015 16:25

don't apologize op is an untrustworthy methcake!

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:03

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picky_and_bitter 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:49

lmao that comment is funny. but seriously was it fun?

YDIdouche 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:04

YDI.

average_girl 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:30

i kno right! its funny how some people think they r making a smart move when its really dumb! i would never send my mom a text like that! that IS really suspicious!

realggirl 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 17:17

Yeah, seriously.

eehizle 0

Friday 23 April 2010 2:08

you a idiot.

Lucidium 0

Monday 9 August 2010 13:57

You a idiot? OH POL-EEZ

WTSchool 0

Friday 15 October 2010 0:52

Oh poh-leez? And you're complaining about grammar. Please.

geovanni 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:01

it was different spelling to explain differing pronunciation

Dfeline 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:06

You have a suspicious mother, yet you still dared to throw a party? Real smooth...

imrealldum 2

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:07

who does that?!

ishirticapslock 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:08

I agree with your mom. That is pretty suspicious.... YDI ;]

regenzie 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:11

Are you retarded? Haha YDI. Also, be a little bit more considerate of other people's houses.

ily_hun996 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:12

You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."

SpitFyre 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:28

"Hi mom, thx for leaving me alone at home and not checking up on me, im glad u no im trustworthy, thx again bye" That doesn't sound suspicious at all...