Miscellaneous: Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE...

By racchhh - 26/07/2009 15:25 - United States

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 867

You deserved it 88 507

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By mass message - 16/10/2011 00:47 - Canada

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 085

You deserved it 69 953

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 041

You deserved it 82 007

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 436

You deserved it 22 388

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my parents discussing whether or not they could trust me being alone in the house for 2 days. They then came to the decision that I'm too unpopular and unattractive to ever throw a wild party or get laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 668

You deserved it 3 273

By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 394

You deserved it 1 154

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 461

You deserved it 127

By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 884

You deserved it 5 818

By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 07:29 - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 509

You deserved it 3 143

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 833

You deserved it 126 217

Caught in 4K

By its_all_legit - 19/03/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 464

You deserved it 127 826

Dashiell 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:14

Loser, srsly, who is dumb enough to not realize that they have their parents in their contacts?

Shlizabeth 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:21

I was gonna put some witty comment, but I realized your mom beat me to it.

Comments

lovell_says_hey 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:52

YDI for immaturity. You'll have time for parties when you're older, Sweetheart.

star_ver 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:09

You fail for writing this long ass essay to someone on FML. Get a life.

laxgirl16202 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:15

You are so stupid

iiTEMP524 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:17

Wooow you rlly do fail... How r yu gonna go out of ur way n say " some sex" now thts some loser shit

mils_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:18

u r a douche

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:17

YDI for drinking. Flame me, I don't care, you're the ones knowingly poisoning yourselves.

TheCashMan88 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:24

Alcohol in moderation won't poison you, and some types may actually be benificial to the human body(red wine and possibly beer come to mind.) How does it feel to be so ignorant?

I_am_Lathan 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:13

@ #135 She obviously wasnt promoting moderation. How does it feel to have shitty reasoning?

TheCashMan88 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:40

He said, "YDI for drinking." Now go ahead and tell me she meant drinking heavily, and not drinking in general. Who has shitty reasoning, now?

mellr7 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:36

see i dont care about that part i just want to know how many retards/geeks said they could come? heh heh heh

Amandizzle 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:46

You are just a moron. im sorry.

anniebananie 3

Monday 27 July 2009 6:55

Points 7 and 8 are just full of fail. Did you really think she was going to post her address on FML for us to see? And point 8, well, it has nothing to do with anything. I hate fatties just as much as the next person, but that came out of nowhere.