Love: Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy...

By 1suckatL1fe - 04/05/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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Letting you know

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 21:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

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By PaulieD - 19/10/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML

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Help

By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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Now listen here, you lot…

By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By random person - 13/11/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

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Happy something

By Zebracat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to wish my boyfriend a happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after I'd sent it, I realized that the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:51

You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.

JBiz_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

I never new there was a star wars day ...

Comments

foxtrousers 14

Saturday 10 November 2012 6:04

You deserve so much better than her

HitchHiker42 18

Tuesday 8 January 2013 1:25

The life of a geek is tough, OP. Don't worry, though. You'll meet someone who realizes that geeks are the most fun.

_Burnett89 9

Sunday 13 January 2013 7:31

Lmao she has no send of humor

MilkyFilmz 26

Tuesday 4 June 2013 20:37

Some people don't have a sense of humor.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 19 September 2013 5:04

it's late but May The Fourth Be With You Too!

RajArjan 1

Tuesday 6 May 2014 1:13

You're better off without someone that stupid.

Little_Mistress 4

Saturday 31 May 2014 11:18

Awesome response of your ex gf

sbarua219 17

Thursday 31 July 2014 16:38

Why does this have some many YDIs? I'd love to get a text like that lol

Karefsn 9

Monday 8 September 2014 11:37

She has no idea what she's missing.

msbeans 13

Sunday 14 December 2014 14:00

why do you still have her number in the first place ydi

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