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By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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Many such cases

By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By George - 15/01/2013 20:53 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:56 - India - Chennai

Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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toxic_walrus 15

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:21

Your girlfriend is awesome

pills_here 5

Tuesday 10 June 2014 19:22

I guess you gotta "hand" it to her for doing that!

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Cujo3269 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:38

Lmao. Ahahahahahhahahahhaa.

Onyx3288 22

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:44

Like a boss!

Venasaur1 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:46

I'll be honest it took way too long for me to FINALLY understand this!!

creepyclowntown 10

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:49

that's awesome, jealous I didn't think of that! she is a keeper

pwnman 33

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:56

Did you pay a guy to tell her you were dead after?

alphaskater09 9

Tuesday 10 June 2014 22:59

She sounds like a handful.

invadermaythe1st 35

Tuesday 10 June 2014 23:02

So she has a sense of humour? Get used to it, not everyone's that lucky.

DeBoss 8

Tuesday 10 June 2014 23:03

That's great ;). I love her!!!!

pesukarchu 11

Tuesday 10 June 2014 23:11

Oh c'mon dude, you have an awesome girlfriend with a fantastic sense of humour! Take the joke, or pull the same joke on her too. You can always change your name to something funny too!

FireFighter145 2

Tuesday 10 June 2014 23:14

Your gf deserves a medal for pwning you

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