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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 06:40 - Australia

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

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By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 2:42

why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!

Incubuss 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:50

To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL

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kaileigh10 2

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:05

lmao

kbn 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:15

That's freaking annoying!!! why do people do that annoying shit?!?

Jess_4602 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:45

If you really like someone then get them something better than a twinkle.

justmyself_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 6:58

hahaha. laughed so hard.

taylorr14 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 8:58

Why would you send someone you like a Twinkie ?? Lameeeeee

taylorr14 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:01

so true !

katieroxherry 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 11:47

twinkies are nasty shit anyways

Queen_of_Night 20

Sunday 31 October 2010 22:26

Um... Takes a fatty to know a fatty maybe???

RKD 23

Monday 1 November 2010 18:47

Just try to explain that to her that it was a prank,,,hopefully she will be able to tell the handwriting isn't yours anyway!

sammyhell 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 15:31

A twinkie isn't a good present.

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