Nice try

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
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MandyMeow_fml 18

Why would you buy fifty dollars worth of chocolate.. That's so much chocolate.

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CryosFear 14

Who needs a girlfriend, I've got chocolate...

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Why would you buy fifty dollars worth of chocolate.. That's so much chocolate.

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noah_1234 24

atleast now you can cover the feeling of rejection with chocolate... nothing beats alone time with some chocolate.

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LexiDaBae 17

yeah. the only time you should buy a girl fifty dollars worth of chocolate is when it's that time of month...

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sweetbliss3 37

19- I don't care what time of month it is, no one needs 50 dollars worth of chocolate. way too much.

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cakefete2 30

Everyone seems to assume it's expensive because of quantity. Isn't it possible that it was a normal amount but just really high quality.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I assumed it was $50 worth of high quality chocolate, but still that's too much to spend on any chocolate in any circumstance, in my opinion, let alone for someone you're not even dating!

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rdenkewicz 11

He did it To fatten her up, lower her self-esteem and win her over as a result. His plan is diabolical! Mwahaha! >:)

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vikky538 28

he must have bought that from Godiva... they are costly...

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jkmartinjk 16

In the chocolate shop in our local mall you can easily spend $50 without getting a lot of chocolate. Just quality I suppose.

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CryosFear 14

Who needs a girlfriend, I've got chocolate...

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thelegendarycarl 12

Hey at least you can drown your sorrows in $50 worth of chocolate!!! But still FYL that sucks.

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doodlecloud 26

Agreed. I think if I was just chatting to a guy and he bought me THAT much chocolate I'd be kind of creeped out. Not a dealbreaker, but my initial impression would be 'way more into me than I'm into him, possibly obsessive/clingy'.

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TanzWolf 26

Give it to her anyways, I'd say. If she's a friend she'd appreciate it. Well, anyone would appreciate that :P

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Cribgush 5

sounds like you're moving kinda fast...

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Brandi_Faith 33

I agree. $50 bucks on chocolate is a lot of money to spend in any situation but especially someone you're not even dating. Take it slow because she may find you too pushy and moving too fast if she doesn't have feelings for you yet, and it may be over before its begun.

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fishstick557 14

If she's still hungover by her past then there's no reason for you to stay or try to make a relationship. You'll find someone new to give that much chocolate to and I'm sure she'll love it.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I see what you're saying, but I think it's still worth trying to be her friend. Everybody could use another friend and if you're friends there's always the possibility of the relationship growing into something else later on.

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TanzWolf 26

That doesn't mean she's obsessed with past relationships... It's possible to be friends with an ex. Maybe not the same, but it is possible.

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euphoricness 28

I'm sure if you mention that to her, she'll realize what she's been missing out on and come over to your place right away!

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