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By Anonymous - 29/10/2010 23:53 - United States

Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

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By sadlife - 09/07/2009 18:50 - Canada

Today, I opened my lunch in front of my friends at university. I had a note in my lunch from my mother that said "Have a good day sweetie! - Love mom". I wrote that note, and put it in my lunch to impress my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 06:40 - Australia

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

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By Proof-Reader - 15/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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ducks4life11 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:42

why would u send a twinkie to a girl u like? Thats just as bad as calling her a fatty!

Incubuss 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:50

To be fair though, buying a girl a Twinkie just says "I can tell you like baked goods you fat ass" FYL

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Heatboy32 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 5:13

Lol but sad sorry man that would suck Infact now I'm probably going to hell for laughing at that

PredyJessica 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 2:17

lol that really made me laugh!

teameminem 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 15:05

"today I received a twinkie with a note that said 'enjoy, you deserve it you damn fatty' FML"

Babel_fml 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 3:31

thats pretty hilarious lol you deserve it you damn fatty

baby_dee97 8

Sunday 20 March 2011 19:00

why are you sending her a note and a twinkie in the first place?

jojohobo 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 3:32

that's kinda stupid :P

heddurhowza 1

Friday 8 July 2011 6:41

This post is just strange. I've never heard of someone sending another a Twinkie, regardless of whether they like them or not!

milerrrs_xoxo 0

Monday 25 July 2011 8:45

WTF? are you still in second grade or something? if you know anything bout girls, you should know, never give a girl twinkies! unless she asks for it.