Health: Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks.... - FML

By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia

Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML

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By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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Pony_barometer 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:35

Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.

Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 9:30

wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!

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ALRULES88 1

Monday 22 February 2010 9:18

6 WEEKS?????????? THAT'S NASTY!!!!!!!! I BET U HAD MAD LEGS AND ARMS!!!!

Rheannon 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 3:00

so some girls get lazy on shaving big deal. if she didnt have a date obvously she has noone to impress. and if she wears jeans and long sleeve shirts, what is it anyones buisness to be looking maby she did that because she doesnt want anybody to look.

Leftieswillrule 3

Monday 20 September 2010 3:00

maybe if you shavedyour legs more octet you would have more hot dates

meganpaige 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 15:40

wowww. shave downstairs too. i hope you use soap.

yourlifesucksmor_fml 0

Monday 31 January 2011 7:37

wow. maybe if you shave you'd get a date.

TheDarkCynder 2

Wednesday 11 May 2011 3:21

just because you don't have a date dosent mean you can stop shaving.

bbbabe 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:57

ok I can understand not shaving your legs.. but why wouldnt you shave your armpits??

shopfitch 7

Tuesday 2 August 2011 8:51

You wouldn't want to shave for yourself?

JenniferMariexo 0

Monday 5 September 2011 1:06

6 weeks?? I have to do it every other day. I can only imagine how much hair you must have after that long. Ewie.

ashhxoxo 14

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:16

That may explain why you aren't going on a date. Just sayin.

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