Love: Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went...

By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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By Glutton for Punishment. - 07/09/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

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By Sarah - 01/01/2013 15:15 - United States

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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By haphazard2007 - 02/01/2012 09:44 - United States

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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dcg_957 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:10

Call: 1(800)-choke-dat-hoe

ImNotANapkin 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:10

She moves on fast..

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shotforme 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 12:48

should make her sleep on the couch

iamg 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 14:33

That's hot

rachelg6188 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:23

Why do you still live and sleep in the same bed as her if u are getting a divorce?

MrsMcKinney 1

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:21

that sucks, you dont deserve that, if she isnt on the house papers or apt lease you should kick her out.

CAPTCHUBBINUTZ 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:19

Why are you still living with her? Need to send her ass a packin and go find yourself a new main squeeze. Your ex-wife now was just point A to point B pussy! No worries, the next one is going to be ten times hotter and probably a few years younger too. Lol. **** that last bitch!

MigraineurOfLife 15

Wednesday 22 February 2012 21:13

Why is she even in the same house as you at the point of signing the papers? Isn't the reason you get divorced is that you DON'T want live/be with that person anymore?