By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
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jayellef 3

Why is she sleeping next to you?

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l0v3p4in 7

She's not necessarily sleeping next to him. OP just said that when he went to bed she was talking to her boyfriend. She could have been in another room talking while he left to go to bed.

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blair_x 12

Agh. D: FYL OP - you'll find someone even better who truly deserves you, unlike that *****. Sorry for calling your wife that, but what she did was just rude.

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Resendo 1

What a hateful Woman. Who does that....damn

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bubo_fml 10

Piss the bed tonight...(Her side, not yours!)

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AzWolf 5

Why are you still living in the same house?

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misterbufford 1

You shouldn't be legally living together if the divorce is final. Sorry for your heartbreak, but one of ya has gots to go!

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in8 1

Those fleshy things between your legs are your balls...

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brooks10101 1

Jerk off on all the shit she wants to take with her then call her new bf and brake the news after sheas with him hahahhah itl be over quick

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06rubiandrea_fml 5

you are sick my friend!

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nightowl713 25

Why are you even still there?

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