By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
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perdix 29

New to you, maybe. She's probably been porking that dude since she suggested "separate vacations" a few years ago.

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draegbomb 5

"Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks" Gandhi

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SlaveToRetail 10

Not sure if this is a FYL or a YDI. OP never specified /why/ there was a divorce. Maybe he cheated, and it's her way of telling him to go f*ck himself? Maybe she's a cheating bitch? We don't know.

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LesCDeal 6

Actually, if you read the comments (not that I'd expect you to -- there are a lot of comments!), he has chimed in and said that she hooked up with him during Mardi Gras, so likely no cheating on his part. He also seems genuinely jilted by this whole ordeal, so I doubt it's an all-out YDI. Most divorces stem from problems on both sides. It's how we deal with them which determines "FYL" or "YDI".

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wolfette0008 1

Correction - ex-wife.

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