By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
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Same thing different taste

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How terrible! But, honestly, you shouldn't be playing ball in the house. Didn't you're parents teach you anything?

Wasn't it moving or something? I was born legally blind and even I can tell the difference between a living thing and a soccer ball...

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Its his fault for having such a gay ass dog

Wow #250 you are have what i call jakass syndrome, go to hell, heartless dick. I know the OP didn't intentionally kick the dog, but that's still terrible! Most people are laughing at this, but this almost makes me wana cry. Yeah I'm an emotional bitch, but at least I have a heart. I hope the dog's okay.

...Imma call the BS card on this one. Nobody forcefully kicks a ball in someone's house, and how the frig to you mistake a fluffy dog for a soccer ball? Seriously.

Oh My God! u hav no idea how hard i laughed when i saw this!!!!!!!!!!

I hope the dog is okay - but seriously, if your vision is that bad, how could you forget your glasses? If you can mistake a poodle for a soccer ball, why do you take them off for anything other than to shower and sleep? If it's vanity, get contacts (they're not that expensive anymore) and/or save for lasik. If it's because you think wearing your glasses constantly worsens your vision, that's a myth. The "worsening" is just you actually *noticing* the fuzziness without them, whereas before you had them it seemed normal. If you have any other reason, I'd really like to hear it. I try to be sympathetic, because there's really not enough of that around the internet these days, but for this one I have to say YDI.

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Your a ******* stupidass. Not to mention a prick. Did your parents not teach you to not play ball in the house? Let alone doing it in someone elses home?!?!? Have some ******* respect and decency when your in someone elses home instead of acting like a ******* asshole and a jerk. How could you not notice the difference between a dog and a soccer ball?? You must really be that ******* stupid. I hope someone pushes you down a long flight of stair you selfish cented asshole piece of ******* shit bitch

PETA!! I'm not a parr of it though, did he live??

ydi for forgeting ur glasses like seriously dont u wear them all the time cuz apparently u cant see!!!!!!!! r u sick??? kicking a poodle!!!!! :(