By kunjac0945 - 14/09/2015 05:21 - United States - New York

Today, I slipped in my own vomit while dashing to the bathroom to puke. My knee hit and shattered the toilet; the toilet shattered my knee. FML
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kunjac0945 21

OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.

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fakenibba 23

I wonder which will be more expensive to fix :0

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andreitaxx89 13

That was a hell of a break, OP.. Both for your knee and for summer.. I hope you had a better one the following year ;)

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worldclassrager 39

That could have gone better...get well soon OP

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KaywinnetLeeFrye 15

I think that's the most Pitiful thing I have ever seen on FML. Holy crap op. FYL all the way

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guii_fml 24

Talk about a series of unfortunate events

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bonermonkey 31

this is the most fyl FML I have ever read, sorry you're having such an awful time OP :(

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sk8girl1997 4

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a toilet to the knee c: :3

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trrevorrmorran 16

Normally I would laugh about your misfortune but I can't bring myself to. That ******* sucks op.

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katekoala 13

This has the makings of a great limerick

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