Health: Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was...

By MomLovesMeLessThanTrash - 14/08/2011 04:36 - United States

Today, I slipped on a plastic bag that my mom, the hoarder, was keeping on the stairs. I fell and sprained my ankle, getting rug burn in the process. Her response? Getting mad at me, putting the bag back on the stairs, then getting another to add to the pile. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 05:59 - United States

Today, I tripped really hard and twisted my ankle on a toy that was on the floor, dropping a bag of trash filled with coffee and energy drinks my husband has piled around his desk. Instead of helping me up or helping me clean, he berated me about it. Told me that it's not my problem and went to his LoL game. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By whoops - 29/06/2014 20:37 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2016 15:30 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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Slipping up

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 23:28 - United States

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML

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By Shone - 15/04/2012 23:39 - Canada - Grand Forks

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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goebsy 8

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:04

Get her on TV. That's what everyone else does these days when they have a problem.

SherryA 15

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:04

That has got to suck. People like the OP's mother doesn't need children in a household like that.

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mastersmurf 13

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:20

WTF is her case ? (i moderated this just to ask that) FYL OP

Enslaved 36

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:25

Thanks but no thanks (nothing against Boner) This is just an inside joke between pend and I.

dogpup4 23

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:25

When you said slipped on I thought you meant you wore it..

LASERZ7 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:27

U rly need to talk

BluubSaidTheFish 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:33

i suspect your mother has some isuess..

stephanie3775 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 13:46

OCD much?

foxmatrix15 8

Sunday 14 August 2011 14:07

Any other person falling on that bag could have easily sued ur mother then watch her do that shit afterwards when she loses her house.

bankrupt 15

Sunday 14 August 2011 14:12

Hoarders are very difficult to live with and they do indeed value trash more than their relatives. If she is a genuine hoarder, then the OP's mother needs help. If the OP is a minor, then he/she can speak to a school counselor regarding this problem. Good luck, OP. I hope this works out and your mother gets some help with her hoarding issue.

1911_Angel 0

Monday 15 August 2011 6:30

Agreed! Talk to a trusted adult friend or teacher about getting help for you and your mom! Hoarders create fire hazards as well as tripping hazards! It is very dangerous, and that doesn't even address the bugs and bacteria issues! Good luck!