Miscellaneous: Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining...

By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2022 18:00

Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By elly - 08/04/2021 14:00

Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:00

You should've killed two birds with one stone and told her to take her bitching elsewhere.

PureGold 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:22

WOW, some people just don't get it. There are some things you just need to let go. There are no words to adequately describe people like your neighbor. Socially retarded, snobbish, idiotic, self-absorbed assholes, maybe, but so much worse...

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wingzer0 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:23

you know, kids who are sheltered too much become the messed up ones when they're older

chrisbyg 6

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:36

They're probably the ones that go to heaven though.

redroses5 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:34

Obviously she said that and didn't mean it.. I've heard tons of girls say it before.. doesn't mean they're gay. your fault for misjudging the situation.

k10tree 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 2:49

Some people are just... The right thing for this neighbor to say would have been "Gosh! Are you okay? Don't move, I'll get some help."

Bubs_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 3:00

Wow, you are seriously injured and her only concern was a swear that her child probably didn't even notice? Even if he did hear it, he's a little kid so he has an attention span and memory of about five seconds so he would have forgotten it. Should have told that douche to call a "Mother f***ing ambulance." Or maybe a WHAAAAMBULANCE!

JackTheRipper_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 3:13

**** that neighbor id slap her with my dick

JoeSachmo 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 3:27

response: "I'll say whatever I ******* want to you mother *******, **** sucking bitch, go **** yourself" then say to the kid "Mommy was drunk when she had you"

FuzzMonkey09 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 3:45

I would have said "Bitch, I can say whatever the **** I want to now call me a ******* ambulance" I hope you're okay though.

thebaroness1984 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 3:58

You should have said, "F*ck you and your kid".

AlmostHuman123 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:37

Aww, mann. Your neighbor is such a bitch. You should've told her to mind her own buisness. (:

McLaughlane 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 4:43

Wow, what a self-centered bitch. I hope she slips on the ice next time :/ I'd have had an epic moment of creative obscenities just for her, if I had been you.