By work_while_bent - 02/06/2015 17:21 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML
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work_while_bent 13

Yes, my wife made sure to tell me that about a dozen times.

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Xandrick 22

Okay, who are the 491 jerks in here who thought this person deserved it and why?!?

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miranderrr14 10

I don't know how it works for men.. But when i get them they usually drug me up and give me a pill that makes the tunnel bigger for the stone to pass so it's a lot less painful. I understand the pain.. I recently passed 12. Best wishes for fast passing.

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Brandi_Faith 33

12?!? That's crazy! You poor thing. I hope you don't get anymore!

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miranderrr14 10

Yeah it wasn't very fun, but no more caffeine for me! And a lot of water! First time it happened I was on my way home from school on the bus.. Literally thought I was dying or my appendix exploded.

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ghostriley 14

Conquer your pain all just in your head

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Unbearable_fml 21

I guess now we know that sneezes DO serve a purpose :]

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gintwinsmoore 20

mother nature at work again...our bodies are so awesome and wonderfully made!!!!

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gaydragon 13

I know the feeling op I've had to have several surgeries due to kidney stones over the course of 3 years and I'm only 22, just be sure to drink alot of water and try to stay away from any diet sodas. Hope you pass them quickly

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rec_chem 22

That sucks, OP. Drink as much water as you can gag down until it passes.

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gogo44444 28

You know what's funny? I just saw an episode of friends where Joey has a kidney stone and had to pee it out!

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goosie123 7

My mother (46) has had more than 20 kidney stones. One was a big as a baseball.

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