By work_while_bent - 02/06/2015 17:21 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML
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Yes, my wife made sure to tell me that about a dozen times.

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piiiiiou_fml 12

Even if this must be very painful, your sneeze was pretty usefull: your kidney stone is better out than in.

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Grayness_ 26

1. Bless you 2. Think positive here, your heart could've stop beating. 3. At least you're getting your stones remove? Hopefully it gets better.

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Dom_Olivares 12

I got the chills while reading this lol stay strong OP!

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insideoutoreo33 8

It will be a funny story to tell in a few years! Keep your head up.

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VitalDistance 14

The horrors of being a male could not be summed up any better.

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bluefairy_fml 24

What if I told you women have kidneys and bladders too and they can get kidney stones which are just as painful?

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Seriphe 16

@17 To be fair, guys kidney stones have to travel a bit farther than ours.

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jacky75_fml 21

Wow, that's worst than Dumbo. At least Dumbo can fly with his new ears.

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aislinn_skye 10

Wasn't until Dumbo sneezed the first time that his huge ears popped out.

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zykrithium 22

Well... I mean at least it's going to come out now.

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akai4986 16

believe it or not , but that's a good thing , if it stayed in our kidney you would have a major surgery to remove it , so be thankful to God

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AyeJay101 25

I get that at the moment it's bad, but hey at least you found out you have kidney stones and can avoid future issues! Hope you're alright.

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Drnknmonkey08 12

ah man! that really sucks! I hope it passes soon!!

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