By Anonymous - 20/05/2018 01:30

Today, I sneezed without knowing I had a nosebleed. Despite turning my head, a fine blood spray shot out all over my fiancée’s white dress as we were standing at the altar. She refused to say “I do” because she was so mad. FML
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RichardPencil 30

So much for that “in sickness and in health” part.

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gramie 8

If you weren't able to actually finish the ceremony, you may have just had the luckiest escape of your life. You could have had a serious health issue, and all she is concerned about is her dress? If you did get married, my condolences!

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karma1221 11

White dresses are too old fashioned any way. Pok-a-dot is definitely the new fad

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Rosemarie Townsend 13

I hope she didn’t say “I do”. You don’t deserve to be treated like that!! Hopefully you dodged a bullet.

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Madrias 36

He might've dodged a bullet, but her dress probably looks like he didn't.

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mbz86 6

Never happened, nobody ever says I do

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fluffy_gummybear 13

You were about to marry the wrong person. I acknowledge that the dress was probably expensive, but you can't exactly stop a sneeze or a nosebleed so it wasn't your fault and it's incredibly petty of her to refuse to say I do because of that.

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SteveO 2

I could have saved a lot of money if I had learned this trick the first couple of times!

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emilyfml! 4

She missed the perfect opportunity to say "I bloody do!"

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Takegami 22

Wow. Talk about the worst ever time to have a sneeze, OP.

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withered 30

She should have written "I do" with your blood on her dress. Or on your face.

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Alex_7759 13

It's embarrassing to be a woman because of these types of people. Including the ones who will smash all of your stuff and freak out when their man's phone vibrates.

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