That's impressive! Beats my ability to sneeze, fart and pee at the same time.

Did you swing your arm too hard to sneeze in your elbow? Or did you manage to sneeze that hard?

This seems familiar

When you sneeze keep your arm in your socket.

Wow, the same thing happened to my brother. He shows his shoulder on the wall until it went back in to the socket. He's a beast.

How? Just...what, how?

I once knew a bloke that did his back while reading the paper when he sneezed. And I once hurt my back at the gym putting a dumbell back on the rack (how ironic, i know), and a week later, just as i was feeling better, i was standing at the kitchen sink, and sneezed, and threw my back out again.

This would be a lot funnier if a couple hours ago you posted an fml saying that you had sneezing and dislocated it a first time.

I never thought that'd be possible

wow i dont know how that was able to happen