Miscellaneous: Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself.... - FML

By emily - 30/07/2009 08:58 - United States

Today, my cell phone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

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By xxteenhearts - 29/05/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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By yermom - 13/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

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By unluckysamaritan - 15/10/2016 08:51 - Sweden

Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML

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You deserved it 984

By calli - 25/12/2009 21:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML

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Top comments

naem 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:14

Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

Sevenfold 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:29

wtf? How do you think someone stole it? You LOST it, idiot.

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naem 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:14

Did you cut anyone open today? It's probably in there

posampo 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:00

jackass crew you suck at this, stop picking fml's and go back to being idiots who only entertain other inbred idiots

genius_man16 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 18:42

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

posampo 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 19:56

ah dont moderate my stuff, I'm right, they are all inbred

stronascurge 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:01

excuse me? your an ass btw, this fml is freakin hilarious. nicely worded

beardo8 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:09

YDI FOR TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING

alexxss_fml 10

Monday 7 June 2010 5:05

lol nice.

Laxer21 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 4:13

well damn you got a problem.

Brendan3693 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 4:33

51 YDI cause you still live in the 1800s.

Agent_Buckwald87 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:19

Why is this on FML?

seb12992 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 21:02

I take back the comment I made in another FML. What was the jackass crew thinking with this one?

riax 9

Saturday 2 June 2012 21:11

It's here bcoz a corpse stole her phone!!!

BlerbFace306 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:19

this is NOT an fml...you lost your phone, what does that possibly have to do with working in a morgue??

xHaniffax 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:35

YES, but that's not funny.

likeOMGwow 0

Friday 31 July 2009 0:43

uh i agree. that's not even really a joke. just dumb. this FML is sorta dumb..

safirestar09 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 1:23

But the OP still feels bad over losing their phone. C'mon, people, this is not the only "my phone is lost/my phone has been stolen" FML on here.

Stoffer69 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:19

So basically, your phone was stolen and the rest of that was pointless information... F my life for wasting a few seconds trying to understand this one.

GR3453m0nk3y 4

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:57

exactly im still kinda lost in this it was obviously posted by a six year old and obviously moderated by six year olds (and the jackass crew) (which i have nothing against) but rly guys; bad pick

transilvanianson 3

Monday 27 June 2011 22:44

agreed

kitties_fml 12

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:19

...?

uhmfml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:22

This site needs a "who cares?" button. This was stupid...

Antivirus_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:36

I 100% agree

_julia 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:08

i second that

gurksperma 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:38

Definitely!

mavsfan26 5

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:37

I agree completely.

sk8rchick97 0

Friday 27 May 2011 19:46

I fourth that

Madlax_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:22

Zombies!!!!!!! O.o

authorkid 2

Monday 22 March 2010 23:33

lol

bberg01 5

Thursday 22 April 2010 8:45

you're a believer too.

mooleelee 0

Sunday 5 August 2012 10:40

Maybe they wanted to play zombies vs plants on his phone

khatuba 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:23

obiviously?

lil_ham1644 29

Friday 8 August 2014 1:56

I'm picturing the kitten in your pic saying that. Makes it 10 times better

xHaniffax 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:24

WTF? this is stupid.

iFruit 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 16:27

You probably lost it in one of those body bags, have fun looking for that!

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