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Same thing different taste
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Mom of the year
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a while ago I woke up with a very sharp pain in my shoulder....my father knew about it but my mother was still asleep....when she woke up he told her and she thought he's talking about my uncle -who shares my name- she asked him if he went to a hospital yet and that he shouldn't take it lightly...when my father told her he's talking about me she said "oh...ok" and went to the kitchen...
That sucks, I hope you are okay.
Your moms priority seems a bit messed up
That bitch
Does your Mom have a license for that cat? Obviously she doesn't have one for kids.
What the...****? That's no joke. Spitting up blood is usually very serious unless you have injury inside your mouth, but with a chest pain it is very worrying. And you, instead of whining about this on the internet, despite the fact that your mother is a bitch, should go to the hospital on your own. ASAP.
On the one hand, she should have taken you to get checked out, no question. On the other this post didn't end with "and it turns out I have___________" so maybe you're okay and just swallowed blood from a nose bleed or something, like previously suggested. If you went to school I hope you went to the nurse who would be able to decide whether you should go the the hospital, and if it's that serious they'd probably call child services as well. Good luck and I hope you feel better!
I'd try to cough up blood at school just so i could scare people
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Hope you're feline better.
I hope you're alright. :/