Music, Neighbours and Noise: Fred Durst stan

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By Deaf Biscuit - 26/08/2021 20:01

Today, my neighbour across the street has entered his ninth consecutive hour of playing Limp Bizkit at full blast. The only thing overriding my concern for his mental health is my sheer surprise that they have 9 hours of original music. FML

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You deserved it 101

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Make it stop

By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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By Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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By BornInTheWrongEra - 31/03/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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You deserved it 939

Now Playing

By Thescarlettfox - 17/09/2020 16:58

Today, my eleven-year-old cousin, who lives with me, has discovered Old Town Road. He’s been playing it for four hours on repeat and I’m ready to scream. FML

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We're all in hell

By Looking4AnApartment - 16/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Bellmore

Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML

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By JustShutUp - 27/07/2016 18:40

Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML

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A modern classic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my friend has been continuously played Skibidi Toilet on repeat and singing the song. She's 28. FML

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Helter Skelter

By NeighboRingo - 05/12/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML

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cuz803 44

Thursday 26 August 2021 20:30

Retaliate by blasting "1985" by Bowling for Soup. There's a line that says "Not a big Limp Bizkit fan"

spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 26 August 2021 21:35

sorry I'll keep it down next time lol. jk, that wasn't me I just really like limp bizkit

Comments

cuz803 44

Thursday 26 August 2021 20:30

Retaliate by blasting "1985" by Bowling for Soup. There's a line that says "Not a big Limp Bizkit fan"

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 August 2021 20:51

What about your mental health? You could lose your bizkits after being subjected to such an assault. Maybe your counter would be Verook Assault. Play "Seether" over and over!

spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 26 August 2021 21:35

I love veruca salt! and seether was the song that got me into them! 🤣

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 August 2021 21:46

Yes, but I had egg on my face when I found out they weren't Verook Assault. If you're going to name your band after a Willie Wonka kid, you should've gone for Violet Beauregarde or Augustus Gloop!

spinspinsugar 12

Thursday 26 August 2021 21:35

sorry I'll keep it down next time lol. jk, that wasn't me I just really like limp bizkit

Chazzster 28

Thursday 26 August 2021 21:45

Call the police. There are noise ordinances. Your neighbor is probably either drunk or high. If you try to retaliate by playing equally loud music you will be just as wrong as your loud neighbor. Your neighbors will hate both of you and you will both be in violation of the appropriate noise ordinances. It’s like shouting at a barking dog - It never helps.

ChipBoundary 9

Friday 27 August 2021 2:25

It depends on where you live. However, specifically, where I live as long as it is before 10pm and after 6am, you can do what you want.

Cc411 11

Friday 27 August 2021 7:45

Option 1: Blast some equally as annoying music Option 2: Leave your house and go do something Option 3: Noise canceling head phones with Ear plugs. - it will be the best!!!