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By leapple - 14/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 23:19 - Canada

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By InNeedOfFriends - 12/04/2013 00:00 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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ilikesquarebutts 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:07

Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN

Aaruto 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:02

Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?

Comments

Steve95401 49

Sunday 14 March 2010 23:48

You are really cute Snickerdoodle and you write well - which is very rare on the internet.

MF12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:29

80... that's been pointed out at least 10 times. I like your username, by the way. And when you called her a "Stupid ****"... that was ery untrollish.

MF12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:31

very*

MF12 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:33

.... how did that appear down here?

tinydancerxo 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:10

okay if it takes 2 hours to look pretty, then you must he DAMN ugly! but then again, I assume that's implied considering you're meeting men on chatroulette

happyhak 5

Monday 15 March 2010 1:17

#83, how would you know that, you pervert? You probably touch yourself all day. #72 and #73, I'am with you! Why pick on snickerdoodles? If she wants to comment then who the **** are you to stop her from it? Seriously, why people go as low as bullying innocent people and trolling for entertainment these days, I will never know...I blame our generation...

LittleRebel 0

Monday 15 March 2010 1:48

wait... a woman on chatroulette.. this isn't right... you'll get the old lonely men reason to carry on...

blackyweather 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:01

ILOVE CHATROULETTE

bekahj96 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:02

snickerdoodles is an ugly **** so stop insulting people and writing stupid shit to make you sound smart. dumb bitch.

TomBryJames 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:07

**** urself

outofmaamind 5

Monday 15 March 2010 4:11

this website blows I lost my bf to a girl on this sitee!

TiffanyBlews27 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:17

Wow, snickerdoodles... **** you. You are being WAY too harsh on the OP, who ALREADY REALIZED she was being pathetic. Maybe you should pull the ******* pole out of your butt and get a life yourself. Ever think of that?!?