Miscellaneous: Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around...

By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

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We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

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Graceful

By dancer4life - 09/01/2010 03:04 - United States

Today, in ballet class, I was really focusing and actually trying to work hard. I was really getting into the choreography. I was travelling big and leaping long. While going across the floor, again I travelled and leaped… right into the ballet bars and fell over, in front of 35 people. FML

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Fashion show

By Anonymous - 27/04/2016 10:39 - United States - Lemon Grove

Today, I was pretending a long corridor at work was a catwalk, when a coworker walked out just in time to see me prancing around like an idiot. Now the whole building is laughing about it. FML

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You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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Elaine?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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Lord of the dance

By DeActivated - 04/05/2013 00:39 - United States - West Jordan

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:25

At least you had clothes on! You did, right??

thisiscool19 14

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:27

What's the youtube video called? lol

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:25

At least you had clothes on! You did, right??

ILoveMyArm 15

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:41

Also at first I thought OP was a guy, it would have been much more embarrassing if she was. Not that I think male ballerinas are odd, I wish there were more. :(

LeFrogDog 27

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:57

@1 I dont know. only one way to find out....youtube it

Koppol 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 0:44

If she was naked, YouTube isn't the place to look...

sonuskos 6

Wednesday 31 July 2013 3:05

I dont know. People have their ways of getting weird shit on youtube.

MikeonFML 17

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:33

Like blurry areas?

SwaggCapone 11

Wednesday 31 July 2013 6:09

either way I'm still searching YouTube

Iceman225 11

Wednesday 31 July 2013 9:03

This FML gets a lot better when you imagine that her room is on the second story...

Bcfrmkc816 17

Thursday 1 August 2013 15:36

Ok then where?

Krystal3408 32

Wednesday 7 August 2013 9:55

Lets hope, for her sake!

Savner 16

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:26

ballerina*

katdaiken 16

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:26

Sucks to be you But that's hilarious

omg36 7

Wednesday 31 July 2013 8:18

I hope you gave them a nice curtsy when you were done :)

PandaKitteh 20

Wednesday 31 July 2013 23:17

Did they at least clap when you finished? ;P

thatnucca 36

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:27

At least you were amusing enough to film...

Pesticides 19

Tuesday 30 July 2013 23:30

seriously, YouTube feeds off of this stuff

kristabelli 19

Wednesday 31 July 2013 1:38

Those guys are called "Peeping Toms" and that is actually a crime. I would be horrified, and frightened, if I caught people filming me through my bedroom window and I would call the cops!

vipirius 18

Wednesday 31 July 2013 2:13

That's why the invented curtains.

melody309 35

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:51

It shouldn't matter if her curtains were drawn or not. They had no business being close enough to her house to look through her windows at her, let alone film her. It is a crime, and I wouldn't blame OP if she called the police on them.

COSCO 13

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:27

These are one of the things you'll look back on in the future and say, NONONONO why was I so dumb.

DaniPandi 22

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:33

I think she's already thinking that.

SolarFlare 20

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:40

And you will wonder why people are staring through you window exactly at that moment.

vbecka 17

Tuesday 30 July 2013 23:18

its one of those things that's embarrassing now, but in two years you'll laugh and joke about it! don't worry, op :)

thisiscool19 14

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:27

What's the youtube video called? lol

ShakeDisPlace 10

Tuesday 30 July 2013 23:17

Your picture makes me hungry.

adam3650 12

Tuesday 30 July 2013 23:24

I don't know why they would name the video that?

AustinDenton 22

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:27

Haha! Did you invite them in for dinner after the show?

imtooshy 18

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:28

Maybe your dance moves will be on YouTube!?Ta-daaaa, instant fame ;-)

brackaman 18

Wednesday 31 July 2013 3:37

I wonder if one of OP's poses looked like your profile picture.

MateRicks 18

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:29

Did they like the dance?

thehuntress309 12

Tuesday 30 July 2013 22:30

They're called curtains, I suggest investing in some. They can be quite helpful.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Tuesday 30 July 2013 23:19

You know, after years of pretending to be a ballerina, I can say this is true.

ottokat 15

Wednesday 31 July 2013 8:13

Don't feel weird or foolish, OP. I pretend to do ballet all the time! I suck at it and fall, but the important thing is having fun and just dancing.

Yakostovian 18

Wednesday 31 July 2013 8:26

In this case, you have the choices of privacy, freedom of expression, and sunlight. Unfortunately for you, you can only pick two. Unless pride be damned; then you can have all three.