Love: Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done,...

By bertthelamb - 17/02/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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By me - 16/01/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML

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By Dan1021 - 04/02/2012 19:31 - France

Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

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By TanjinaRubbaiyat - 15/01/2010 08:49 - Bangladesh

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By Cheap - 27/12/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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By x - 05/11/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

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The price of love

By broke - 05/05/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

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zachattack 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 22:05

That's what happens when you look orange.

rational_man 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 0:07

Its life baby, don't worry. If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.

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yosoccerboy 0

Monday 28 June 2010 21:42

She probably estimated >.> And to the OP, I'm so sorry honey~ (Don't think I'm hitting on you, I'm gay xxDDD) but then you look pretty~ Find someone better than him :)

PurpleLlamas 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 2:59

agreed with 1 do your own make up and get a real tan. then you only spend $50 to get dumped lol im not helping am i? :S

bryttkneee 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 12:04

Wizard_and_glass 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 5:46

YDI for spray tanning. What's wrong with your natural skin color?

simoneog09 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:02

if you get spray tans, you deserve it.

baden18830 5

Monday 4 April 2011 6:57

girls look better without makeup. there are some exceptions, but you have to look like the hunchback of notre dame to be in that category. even average looking girls look way better naturally. and spray on tan? hot! I live my babes orange and Martian like. he may have dumped you bc u look like something from a gushers commercial

rogue_turk 0

Friday 13 May 2011 14:29

Your comment : Score 1 for those against being fake (i.e. spray tan and make up)!

birdfreak 24

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:59

yea you can pay $30 for getting your hair done

inlovewithPosey2 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:04

I agree, I hate girls who can't stand not looking good for their boufriend

melissa333jade 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 16:31

seriously you couldbuy a cheap set of make up for $30 that will last a lot longer than one night , thats just stupid! if she got a real tan she would be exposing herself to a possible outcome of melanomia and skin cancer and if getting a spray tan makes u feel better about yourself then why not? the slight problem is however they havent prooved any damage, spray tans have a lot of powerful chemicals which could not be gd!