Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not...

By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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By The L word - 30/01/2009 15:28 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML

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By etsl - 26/10/2008 12:07 - France

Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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You deserved it 15 352

By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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By Not Gay - 09/06/2015 03:04 - United States - Williamston

Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 168

You deserved it 2 649

By Pontiacman92 - 29/08/2013 07:07 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML

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You deserved it 9 013

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 06:32 - Canada - Regina

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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You deserved it 4 714

By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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You deserved it 3 205

By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 14:43 - United States - Tyler

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML

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You deserved it 2 812

By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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You deserved it 5 177

By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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You deserved it 3 658

sororitytaylor 24

Tuesday 6 February 2018 1:46

Soooo....a catfish?

tonyfan00 38

Tuesday 6 February 2018 5:55

What was the first sign? The facial hair or really deep voice?

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lukesick1 12

Monday 29 January 2018 14:31

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 February 2018 1:41

What a dick move!

iny0urjuicebox 7

Tuesday 6 February 2018 20:01

Damn it, you beat me to it

sororitytaylor 24

Tuesday 6 February 2018 1:46

Soooo....a catfish?

kazekai8 11

Saturday 10 February 2018 21:17

Super catfish x.x

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 6 February 2018 2:23

"That's not your girlfriend, it's a man, baby!"

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 6 February 2018 2:33

That’s rude.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 February 2018 2:44

“The Crying Game.” Oops, I should have said, “Spoiler Alert!”

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 6 February 2018 3:40

The only thing is that the character in question actually is transgender--not a gay guy who gets a kick out of dressing in drag to trick unsuspecting heterosexual men.