By SilentSin - 25/08/2015 02:02 - United States - Canton

Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML
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SilentSin 23

OP here. I just wanna clear things up. I work third shift and go to college full time, so yes, I do take naps every now and then before work (usually right after classes), and the two dogs I own are a Pomeranian and a chihuahua terroir, both of which are two very small breeds of dogs. So for those saying that dogs are meant for protection, yeah, not these. Pomeranians are very defensive of their territory, so no matter who or what my Pom sees or hears outside, she'll bark like crazy. The chihuahua usually does the same thing; they bark even when they hear me open the garage door. No, I never heard the intruder break in and yes, I have trained the dogs both to silence the barking but only on command. So since they were in a different room than me, I went and commanded them to silence, and yes I didn't think there was a burglar in the house because like I said earlier, these dogs bark at EVERYTHING. Being distracted by the dogs, I did get KO'd but it wasn't for too long. I woke up only minutes after, called police and managed to catch the thief, so it's all good now. I hope this clears things up and that y'all have a fantastic day!

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writerchic85 25

What's the point of having dogs if you're not going to let them do their job and warn you of danger?

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katachristic 19

Wait, your dogs warned you about an intruder, you didn't listen, and they're the **** nuggets?

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muah97 12

No common sense to find out what was actually going on before asking them to shut up. YDI moron

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Calingaladha 21

I'm glad my dog never barks at night. Not because of the noise, but because he only barks when he's seen or heard something...but he also would have attacked a burglar.

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JKPwnage 27

FYL. Classic boy-who-cried-wolf scenario, except you're the townspeople and the dogs are the boy. Dogs bark at the stupidest shit.

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SilentSin 23

OP here. I just wanna clear things up. I work third shift and go to college full time, so yes, I do take naps every now and then before work (usually right after classes), and the two dogs I own are a Pomeranian and a chihuahua terroir, both of which are two very small breeds of dogs. So for those saying that dogs are meant for protection, yeah, not these. Pomeranians are very defensive of their territory, so no matter who or what my Pom sees or hears outside, she'll bark like crazy. The chihuahua usually does the same thing; they bark even when they hear me open the garage door. No, I never heard the intruder break in and yes, I have trained the dogs both to silence the barking but only on command. So since they were in a different room than me, I went and commanded them to silence, and yes I didn't think there was a burglar in the house because like I said earlier, these dogs bark at EVERYTHING. Being distracted by the dogs, I did get KO'd but it wasn't for too long. I woke up only minutes after, called police and managed to catch the thief, so it's all good now. I hope this clears things up and that y'all have a fantastic day!

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mduckie101 21

That's really unfortunate OP at least you caught the thief!!!

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KayDee29 31

I'm glad this story has a good ending!

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Calingaladha 21

I dunno, chihuahuas are meaner than any big dog. They'd scare me off faster than a Rottweiler.

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I_Bite 22

I'm glad that they only knocked you out :) There are some people out there that would do a lot worst if they had the opportunity

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hawaiiankitty 11

I fúck with your reasoning #101, if I saw a Rottweiler come full speed angry barking at me and then a chihuahua, I'd worry about the Rottweiler more.

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Rababco 29

I understand, I have a Pomeranian too and nutcase that barks at everything too. We've tried training her, even trying to hire a professional trainer but it didn't do much good. I think there might be something wrong with her brain. You might want to go to the hospital because you might've gotten head trauma or concussion or at least what I've heard from other people. If you start getting dizzy or vomit then that's a sign that something's wrong.

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