It's not a phase, mom!

By Anonymous - 24/12/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
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LizzysOwner 17

As a cheer coach I'm very interested to know how you got not one but TWO black eyes from a stunt. Sounds interesting... tell them the story and I'm sure they'd understand.

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me5 0

Clumsiness is hereditary. Tell 'em that! They'll understand

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Tigg3r 3

congrats! your prize is knowing that you are a complete and total dumbass!

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mackenzieex3 0

maybe you could try some makeup? that would hurt :((

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christttinaaaxo 0

aw,fyl ibdeed.

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me5 0

Clumsiness is hereditary. Tell 'em that! They'll understand

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LizzysOwner 17

As a cheer coach I'm very interested to know how you got not one but TWO black eyes from a stunt. Sounds interesting... tell them the story and I'm sure they'd understand.

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jessxoxo28 5

wow, well that wat u get for cheer leading, lol just tell them what happened and try using cover up if ur burned cheek isnt raw

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beck1132 0

As someone who was a cheerleader in highschool I feel your pain. In one practice I had a chipped tooth, a bruised nose and bruises on my knee. (we were getting ready for competition) Use lots of make up =) and don't talk about it and if they say anything make up some elaborate story.

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Malinkrot 3

I knew some obese "anti-conformist" effeminate Myspace high schooler would say something like this...

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MagneticGuitar 0

I'm none of those, you just fell for it. :D

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bluejayscheer 7

Cheerleaders aren't dumb, I've had a 4.0 my entire life. If she wasn't bright it still wouldn't be her fault if a falling flyer accidentally kicked her or something when she was coming down.

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Mustardnight 3

Does no one understand her extended family is gonna think she gets beat?!

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TheMisplacedEnd 0

That's what I thought when I read this. Her extended family might not believe her story and therefore might call the police.

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