By becca - 21/08/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 373
You deserved it 39 367

Same thing different taste

Top comments

And you couldn't see that no one was in the cars?

glitchedgamer 0

YDI for not seeing there were no drivers. Not to mention I doubt these cars were parked in the middle of the road...

Comments

FML I knew this was gonna be by a female

why did you wait fifteen minutes before realizing that there parked. I mean the only way that you could have thought is if the brake lights were broken. cuase when you stop the brake lights come on and stay on. no lights means cars not on there for no one in it. abserbent much.

BehindTheSun 2

Abserbent? Usually I don't give two ***** about people's spelling, but that wasn't even remotely close.

Anaxes 5

I believe it is talking about absorbent in his pants so he can be nice and moist.

oarisimo 4

you mean "OBSERVANT"??? wow...and by the way, it was 5 min, not 15. you're obviously not very "abserbent" yourself, huh? dummy.

How didn't you notice the increasing traffic behind you before that moment?

knight0748 5

wow ur dumb I could understand waiting like 1 or even 2 minutes but 15 WTF?? why didn't you just go any ways it's obvious the other Cars wasn't planning on moving... there really is no reason to have waited that long ydi...

SabrinaEstrella 0

30- OP waited for 5 min. not 15.

sourgirl101 28

Ok 2minutes, I can understand. 15 minutes? You're an idiot that should not be driving!

Really? the post said 5 minutes. Not 15.

iamepiclee 3

haha this one actually different, laughn at u op, this kinda happen to me too, but ydi :)

hmm I seem to remeber an earlier fml about a drive thru incedent exactly like this

perdix 29

I don't see how a line of three parked cars holds up traffic more than two parked cars. It seems to me that one parked car pretty much shuts down that lane. As for those who don't believe she didn't see the other drivers, the OP is from Florida where the majority of the drivers are tiny old people who are so shriveled up they can't even see over the dashboard. The illusion of driverless cars in Florida is much more common than anywhere else.

This FML is poorly worded. Probably, the OP was blocking traffic by waiting for the parked cars to cross in front of her.