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fire your lasers!
you got a police escort? lucky. that'd be cool. how'd you get one?
you do kinda sound like a safety hazard so i cant blame em... heh
I was gonna bitch you out about saying something 3 times but they are all the same number so your good.
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Is your name Robert Downey Jr or Zach Galifianakis by any chance?
Someones trying to stop you getting on that plane Op. ;)