Miscellaneous: Today, I spent the entire day at the hospital and was sent home...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day at the hospital and was sent home attached to an obnoxious and somewhat painful heart monitor. I felt fine and decided to go to a bonfire with a few friends. I thought everyone was being nice until I overheard the guys referring to me as an unattractive xbox. FML

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Friends?

By iAmJasper - 17/09/2014 21:56 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, my friends came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML

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Unprofessional

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 04:00

Today, while at the hospital recovering from surgery, I overheard my doctor tell one of the nurses I'm so fat I could start a grease fire if left near an open flame. They thought I was still unconscious. I wasn't. FML

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Thanks, dude

By jamiedevin - 06/11/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I was feeling really sick when I was with my boyfriend at the park. When we were walking, I got really dizzy and collapsed. My boyfriend didn't catch me. His mom took me to the hospital. While I was being poked with needles, he was at home playing COD. FML

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Tough guy, huh?

By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Croydon

Today, my face got intimate with several plywood boards, and I suffered lacerations and bruising. I told my friends I got the wounds from taking a few guys down in a bar fight. Now they're dragging me out into a rough part of town to give them "muscle" while they try to score some crack. FML

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Thanks for the support

By Theslacker... - 09/11/2017 16:00 - United States - Coplay

Today, a number of people came to visit me in the hospital, including my grandparents. They called me "weak" and "a cowardly millennial" for going to the ER instead of sucking it up, and blamed me for rising healthcare costs. I had a compound fracture. FML

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Tachycardia

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 04:00

Today, after a three day hospitalization, four weeks of a new heart med, no alcohol and no caffeine, my heart rhythm was finally back on track. That is until some a-hole teens decided that banging loudly on my door and running away was hilarious. Oh well, back to square one. FML

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By Nick - 03/12/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By overexcited - 02/02/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 27 November 2009 9:36

I didn't know Tennessee people were smart enough to operate a Xbox.

skittleface 0

Friday 27 November 2009 9:47

Hey! I've had one of those... My mom told me I looked like Robo-Cop. ]: I feel your pain.

Comments

catatonicsleep 17

Friday 27 November 2009 12:43

I've had many heart monitors and none of them have been painful, even when i had an allergic reaction to the adhesive it wasn't painful... i hope you don't need surgery that is painful, it will be very painful for you if a monitor hurts

fantasyflamz 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:45

I wore a heart monitor (wires attacked to sticky things on the skin running to a smaller box that usually clipped to my pants) in high school. Some kid thought it was a bomb. I mean it was soon after 911, but seriously? I just think he was an idiot.

blkmagick 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:54

What dumbasses. Don't let it bother you because some people are such assholes.

99MDC 0

Friday 27 November 2009 15:31

Build-in COD. Cool.

Cristaderzi 0

Friday 27 November 2009 16:11

That sucss cause people on average suck! Im sorry for you OP fyl

Jewelofagal 2

Friday 27 November 2009 16:22

Chance are, considering that men tend to have more heart issues than women, they'll be the ones on heart monitors at some point in their lives. Rest assured that it's likely they'll be in your position, medically speaking, sooner or later. Whatever they're dishing out now, they'll get back when their time comes.

D2_fml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 17:07

It sure must suck to get healthcare.

fatherpunk 1

Friday 27 November 2009 23:35

Same thing I'm thinking. I know it sucks to get made fun of by some idiots, but it's a good thing your getting better and being able to go out.

tayzer_fml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 21:51

That's really saying something. PS3 FTW. :D

ZleveL 0

Monday 29 March 2010 8:29

ps360 FTW Share the love!

thekillercure21 0

Friday 27 November 2009 22:10

Wow, get over it. I've had holter monitors like 6 times before, they're no big deal. If you didn't have it on, they'd just be referring to you as ugly, so be thankful they associate you with something cool.

mendel_fml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 22:22

If the others could see the heart rate, maybe they were playing "games" to see if they could make it go up (or down?), thus having in interest in the gadget but feigning an interest in the person. That's pretty FML.